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When a guy or girl texts someone to meet and have sex with then leaves to never talk again.
Guy#1 "hey you ding sex ditch her?"
Guy#2 "yeah it was so easy just like those good old days of a classic one night stand
When someone plans to meet up or do something in advance and fucks you over just as its scheduled to happen.
Fuck you namz for this last-minute-ditch.
Breaking something by accident and then either hiding the evidence or fleeing the scene.
I accidentally broke one of my wife's really nice dishes last night. Fortunately, we had a dinner party going on so I just pulled a break n ditch and denied I knew anything about it.
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My friend was downtown the other night and leaned too hard into a plate glass window on Main Street and it busted on her! She went for a break n ditch. Who could blame her, she works there!
to punch, knockout or otherwise render incapacitated. Also to make doodie.
that guy is talking to my lady; i'm going to ditch some beef on him
it stinks in this bathroom; who's ditched some beef
The sexual version of ding dong ditch where you slap your penis on the outside of a girl's vagina several times before bolting out of the room and leaving.
I didn't really want to have sex with her, but I wanted to know that I could, so I dong dong ditched her.
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An itch in the crotch or vaginal area of a female...
I need to get some ointment I have an itch in my ditch...
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Playing ding-dong-ditch, except when the person answers the door and shuts it, they might go outside and look around. When they do, you run inside, find the smallest item to steal, run back outside, dig a hole, and put the item in, without being caught.
Roger played Digg Dong Ditch. He ran inside the persons house, stole a coffee mug, and dug it in the persons front yard when they went back inside.
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