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When someone bitches, complains or refuses to use their local swimming pool for whatever reason. Often an excuse for lack of swimming skill or ability. Local swimming pool bitching is the lowest of the low and should not be tolerated in modern society.
Toby: why don't you swim at your local pool?
Elliot: because I have no common sense and I drive 15miles to an Identicle cuboid full of water.
Toby: what's wrong with the local pool?
Elliot: I dislike the Shape.
Toby: stop local swimming pool bitching, fuck a dog
An anime (Japanese cartoon) about a Swim club in Japan. The plot of the show circulates around the history of Haruka Nanase and Rin Matsuoka and swimming tournaments. Other character on the swimming team include Makoto Tachibana, Nagisa Hazuki, Rei Ryugazaki, and Gou or Kou Matsuoka. The show goes into the sport anime category. Premiered on July 3rd 2013.
I love free! Iwotabi swim club.
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Girls that for some strange reason believe they are cool, yet they are in fact exactly the opposite.
They believe in grouping together and performing shaving rituals with each other without feeling like a dumbass and usually give each other bikini waxes.
They usually think they are hot, but usually are covered in a mass-spread of acne.
Swim Team Girls usually believe they are funny too, but quite the contrary they lock people in verbal handcuffs until they strangle themselves to death.
In contrast and conclusion Swim Team Girls pretend to text people all the time like they have friends when instead they are texting themselves just to look cool and attempt to impress people.
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Guy 1: Hey look at that girl I think she is on the swim team, yea she is on her phone texting.
Guy 2: Nah I know her she is just texting herself to try and look cool.
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Guy 1: OMFG you can't even see that swim team girls face she has so much face acne.
Guy 2: *barfs*
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Swim Team Girl 1: Hey girl, make sure you show up early to our shaving party tonight! There's going to be food, fun, and razors!
Swim Team Girl 2: Oh yea! I want to get a brazilian wax!
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slang for having the ability to produce semen with viable sperm in quantities sufficient for fertilization and reproduction.
It took longer than Ann and I expected to get pregnant--not that I'm complaining! Good to know my boys can swim!
when someone gets too close to you and you dont want them to be
Hey, stop swimming in my applesauce!
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Tosh.0's spirited sequal to "White Men can't jump". Mainly the movie is to show reverse descrimination, as to be ironic.
(It's not a real movie though, it's only a joke.)
Average homeboy: How come it's okay to make a movie like "White Men can't jump", but not "Black Men Can't Swim"?
Tosh:... That sounds like a great idea for a movie :D.
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Finals just ended and I am going to spend the entire weekend teaching my liver to swim.