The act of dropping a deuce upon somebodies laptop keyboard then closing it to smoosh all the poo around. When that sombody decides to write his term paper later that night, he's in for a stinky, sticky surprise. It's great for any occasion.
You cut that shit out, or I'll give your laptop a good ol' waffle iron.
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An uber leet nerd who can do wonderous things with little resource at his disposal.
OMG! That dude's a true iron nerd! He cooked up a nuclear reactor and a light speed jump engine with only bubblegum, shoelaces and a few pieces of carboard!
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It is used through out Northern Ireland but especially in the region of the Mourne Mountains because that is where we have the heavist of accents
Hey where are you from?
Kilkeel, its in Norn Iron
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A term for Cole's fantasy realized in a blob of lard in which he will inseminate.
Damn he got the iron squirter
A fast paced sport where competitors must have the overall dexterity needed for pressing pants and mental and physical constitution necessary for extreme locations. Some location suggestions are large volcanos, the amazon rainforest, and the mariana trench. Clothing suggestions include Calvin Klein shirts, ties with beagles on them, and the super tight khakis you only get on for christmas dinner and other family gatherings.
Extreme Ironing should be an olympic event