Death Lag

When your character is killed in the middle of something resulting from a horrible lag. The player's character could either be killed by an enemy player, the game environment, a NPC or some monster in the game. As long as the game connects via internet, then this could happen as long as that connection is bad or "laggy".

This mainly occurs in overpopulated MMORPGs or games with otherwise bad internet connections that occur frequently, eg. RuneScape and Call of Duty 4.

Player 1: "WTF happend?! We were just about to win!"
Player 2: "Damn noob killed me because I lagged."
Player 3: "Dude, you were just owned by a 'death lag'!"

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lagging it down

To piss it down with rain

Good lord, look at the weather, it's lagging it down rotten

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chat lag

when you're in a chat room and it freezes so it looks like no one's talking, and suddenly you're bombarded with 3213535 messages all at once. this usually happens because your computer is either really slow or just on crack.

This chat lag is really ruining the effect of this internet orgy.

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Pot Lagged

The feeling you get after returning to the West Coast from anywhere else in the country and feeling the effects of your resulting dropped tolerance to marijuana.

After spending time smoking in the Northeast, I was seriously pot lagged when I came back and smoked some Cali weed.

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noroff lag

The immensely, horrible and totally sickening lag you often experience while using the internet at Noroff.

"OMFG!!! NOROFF LAG!!11"
"Hahaha lol så jævlig bra.. noroff lag for faen!"
"ÆHHÆHÆ NOROFF LAG! JEG SAVNER MODEM!"

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Shitty Lag

When you are playing a gaming console online and you get pwned because of lag.

"This is bullshit i just got shot in the back because of this shitty lag!!"

"I would have played better if I wasn't getting shitty lag the whole time."

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Life Lag

When you space out for roughly two seconds, long enough to forget what you were doing. This is sometimes preceded by daydreaming and followed by weird stares from friends when you look around trying to figure out where you are.

Rob: Why is Steve just sitting there?

Micheal: He's got life lag.

(Gets up and flicks Steve)

Steve: Holy--What? (Steve looks around)

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