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When you are about to nut and you throw balck pepper at her.
She sneeze and her pussy muscles contract while u are busting a nut inside
Amanda:"Jon threw black pepper at me while we had sex last night"
Tracy:"ohh he sneeze locked you?
Pulling out the bathroom vanity drawer when the bathroom door is closed so that the door just hits the drawer instead of opening should someone try.
"I tried to sneak into the bathroom while Kelly was taking a shower but the door would only open a crack and no more! She drawer locked it!"
the moment in between taking a shit and wiping, when you're completely unable to do anything besides sit there helplessly
Nick: "I was about to go on a date with this girl but I had the sudden urge to take a shit the last minute and I was toilet locked for like 45 minutes"
George: "Wow, that is so not poggers"
inability to cook any other way but frying!!. -baking, steaming, boiling OR broiling; totally UNACCEPTABLE!!
if the food isn't cooked submerged in grease at high temperature, it is deemed WRONG!
a practice of cooking specific to many african 'tribes', also common in s. america.
health nut judy was reluctant to eat at dewayne's, because she knew he was fry-locked.
all the fast-food joints are totally fry-locked!
went to mcfoolsley's where they steam, boil, broil or bake!
a non fry-locked establishment!, SO nice to get a 'shit sammich' STEAMED!
An autumn lock is the hair style often worn by members of the emo subculture of goth. Often called generically "emo hair". It is most often recognized by long bangs, parted on the side, that cover one eye.
Man #1 "Hey dude you sportin' the Autumn Lock?"
Man #2 "Hell yeah!"
The condition of having one's pants and shorts around one's ankles to the point that you have zero mobility and range of motion.
Whilst getting a blowjob, I became pant locked and stumbled trying to make it to the bed...
Sam Locke is a strange creature from another world that transcended to ours in the 4th century. He has since remained here stalking little kids and swallowing their souls. He is blonde and 5'11 with shoes on and has the face of a demon. He currently stalks a young brown-haired half-bear Alaskan man named Clive Hobbs.
OMG is that a Sam Locke. He looks like a whiter version of Michael Myers!