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Being made to feel shame and humiliation for something that every one else does.
Jill was caught masturbating in her dorm room, and her friends will never let her forget about it.
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The mental process one employs to catalog sights, sounds and smells within the confines of their brain's memory center so they can be recalled as needed to provide additional stimulus to heighten one masturbatory experience. This allows for more expedient retrieval of the images so they can be inserted at the appropriate time and place in the fantasy, as captured or embellished by the user, to optimize their expression of self love.
As Julie assisted Michael with the preparation for his medical tests, she filed the image of his glowing alabaster skin and thick, manly pelt in her masturbation roladex for later use when she was alone in bed with her favorite playtoy, a roll of Brawny paper towels and a 12 pack of Duracells.
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overdoing a good thing
masturbation elbow:
how'd ya hurt your it?
too much fun
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n. The act of pleasuring one's self (usually a male) using various sources of inspiration.
George was bashing the bishop in front of his computer screen whilst jpegs and mpegs of his favourite pr0n were being displayed. In addition, he had nudie magazines arranged at convenient angles, and the television was playing some Aurora Snow movie on DVD.
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1. A place where it is common to find a person hunched over masterbating.
2. Any area with a quiet corner, preferably in a room with fewer than 7 people.
3. Like a train station, except you masterbate there.
The other day Tom was walking down the street, and noticed an abandoned ice cream truck; there were only 2 hobos inside, so he crawled to the front seat and made it a mobile Masturbation Station!!
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To masturbate furious and achieve orgasm in a matter of seconds. Usually happens when a man suffers premature ejaculation or when he has very little time to masturbate.
I once did speed masturbation and climaxed in 15 seconds- a personal best.
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The act of auto-genital stimulation to climax in the absence of compelling visual stimuli such as videos or graphic images. Often this is accomplished through accessing a spank bank or mental storehouse of sexual, or soon to be sexual memories. It also applies where inadequate visual material (e.g. Sears catalog, high school yearbook, partially scrambled cable porn) is being used as a primer to aid intoxicated masturbation.
My laptop battery died while I was at my parents house so I had to break out the local paper and flip to the girls soccer recap for some imagination masturbation.
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