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The city with the most amount of drunk mofos. Seriously overrated city. Don't even waste your time going there.
Yo, I went to Miami last weekend! It fucking sucked!
A beautiful girl with brown eyes and a huge smile that could light up New York City, she loves deeper than the ocean and always puts others before herself, she’s funny and will make your day better just by one conversation.
- Hey do you like my new gf?
- Yeah bro, she’s alright but she’s no Miami ...
We wrestle alligators and get fucked by hurricanes what’s good. We got a lotta Cubans and some good ass food.
Be careful of the Miami gators, and bring some condoms for that category 3.
A place that ends relationships. You kno if yo chick cheating when she go there alone and dont be textin back and say she with ‘the girls’
dude: ay bro my chick in miami with the girls, but she aint textin
bro: dude she cheatin dump her now
A small town in Florida where red neck drivers change lanes at least 15 times per minute.
What are those crab-like drivers doing? Must be in Miami rn.
A ultra-massive landfill in Florida; one of 26 massive trashdumps where the canadians mainly from alaska and chinese people throw their trash. Miami stinks 24-7 in mountians of trash that are >1 mile high into the sky. Miami houses tons and tons and tons of niggers.
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When you do your hair and wear a chain like you're in Miami Vice, drive a jacked up truck and shit talk everybody.
Hey you on the step-stool, you're a total Miami Caterpillar.