business tripping

Consuming both Cocaine and Magic Mushrooms at the same time.

I had a really productive day at the music festival, I was business tripping.
Cocaine mushrooms partyingdrugshallucinations

the business lunch

the action of recieving oral pleasure while talking on your cell phone or recieving phone calls during such action

After everyone left I got the business lunch

small business

a hard working bitch who gets shit done

Amanda: how do i start a small business?
Bob: Sacrifice your Life!

Business Drunk

Having unlimited alcohol at work.

Liz Lemon: I'm feeling pretty drunk.
Jack Donaghy: Well, it's business drunk. It's like rich drunk. Either way, it's legal to drive.

business kosher

1. When a religious Jew has a lunch meeting in a non kosher restaurant and orders a salad or the fish.

2. When you're a religious Jew that wont dine on no swine but will dish on the fish at a non kosher restaurant.

3. You avoid eating things that judaism prohibits, but you will eat things that in themselves are not treif, even if they have not been prepared under religious guidelines.

4. You live your life in a way that is consistent with the spirit of biblical Judaism but not necessarily with the letter of Rabbinic law.

5. When the restaurant doesn't have official kosher certification but you know the food is actually kosher.

1. You know I don't eat no swine! I'm business kosher baby!

2. It's not treif, it's business kosher!

3.

Non Jewish friend: "Shlomo, sorry man I didn't realize this restaurant wasn't kosher!"

Shlomo: " It's all good bro, they serve fish and pasta, I'll just go business kosher today! "

Business Intelligence

Fancy word in IT Business. In fact a bunch of nerds in some companies, seeing themselves as "innovative", gathering all data possible and turning it into fancy charts with sans serif fonts. Big Bosses happy.

"Whats the name of these guys, no one knows what they are doing?"

"Business Intelligence"

Business is time

Crazy person for the original saying "Time is money"

Unsure how this confusion started, but most likely from, again, half listening to people when they talk, explain something to you or try and teach you new words/sayings/procedures.

**Whilst on telephone**

Flynmon: "Hurry up, I'm waiting, business is time."
Person 2: " I beg your pardon. What do you mean?"
Flynmon: "You know. I'm in a hurry and we're wasting time - Business is time"
Person 2: "WTF, haha, sure" **Hangs up on**