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System Quarterback

A term used by ignorant people. Every quarterback is essentially a system QB because a QB is only as talented as the people that surround them. Lets face it a Quarterback cannot magically make plays without a certain amount of protection and talented receivers.

Jim "Peyton Manning definitely isn't System Quarterback"

Dan "Jim I dislike that term but he has become so great because of the great people surrounding him like Marvin Harrison, Reggie Wayne, and a top 5 Offensive line year in and year out."
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Mike "Tom Brady definitely doesn't deserve the Superbowl rings that he has, he is such a System Quarterback"

Matt " He deserves every single one. You act like a Quarterback is an entire football team , football is a team sport and Tom has always had great guys around him."

Mike "Well I can name some QB's that aren't system QB's"

Matt "Go ahead"

Mike" Well um... Peyton Manning, he could run any offense in the league if he really wanted to."

Matt " No your wrong he has never played for any other team other than the Colts so your point is irrelevant. His coaches run the Offense to his liking so he could succeed, same goes for Tom Brady, there is nothing wrong with that but very few teams can actually function that way."

by NFLFANFOREVER November 12, 2009

36๐Ÿ‘ 77๐Ÿ‘Ž


system of a down

They ARE nu-metal. And we all know that nu-metal is not real metal. Thus they are FALSE METAL. And as the old sying goes DEATH TO FALSE METAL. Besides that point they're not even that good. I've heard some of their stuff and it was boring. Except for Shimmy, but it got old quick. Thankfully nu-metal is dying out. Well except for Slipknot I don't get why they still have fans. They suck too. In conclusion Soad Sucks.

Yes, it's true System of a Down suck.

Get into real metal like
Death Atheist or maybe Gojira!

by vfdc March 15, 2008

40๐Ÿ‘ 88๐Ÿ‘Ž


system of a down

one of the worst bands ever. they are so overarted. they suck major ass. the lead singer can't sing for shit. they sound like a five year old kid screaming 'cause his parents won't let him have what he wants. their fans are a bunch of wannabe badasses. their lyrics are gay. their "music" sucks. they are the crappiest 'nu metal' band since limp bizkit. "system of a down"? what a stupid band name.

soad fan1:"wow, i'm such a badass, cuz i listen to soad!!!!!!11"

soad fan2:"omfgz!!!1!!11 soad iz lyk da bestest band evererrz!!!!!!11111111"

by Heather June 2, 2005

157๐Ÿ‘ 405๐Ÿ‘Ž


system of a down

the best nu-metal band out there....if u dont like them, then u like pop or emo.......where the fuck did anyone get the idea of them being pop?

dumbass #1:"yeah i just heard brittany spears on the radio, shes my favorite pop singer"

dumbass #2:"OMG i think i head system of a down on that station!!!! they must be pop...i mean cuz B.Y.O.B. is SUCH a soft song with NO screaming!"

by youreallgay May 25, 2005

10๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


system quarterback

A system quarterback is charged with just managing the game and not asked to do too much. Let the talent around them take over and make no mistakes.

ben rofflesburger, trent dilfer, jeff garcia, and peyton manning are all examples of system quarterbacks

by jojomojo November 19, 2007

38๐Ÿ‘ 89๐Ÿ‘Ž


system of a down

One of the worse bands in the nu-metal scene. Yes. Nu-metal sucks. But not all nu-metal bands suck as as much as the axis of evil, slipknot, korn, SOAD, and some other shitty band I forgot.
It's actually amusing how some SOAD fans represented all "SOAD haters" as backstreet boy fans, or eminem/britney spears fans. Well, I'm not a fan of any of those above. But let me tell you this, the Backstreet Boys had a much larger impact on the 90ties pop music culture than SOAD had on any music scene in their whole career, and unlike SOAD, the Backstreet Boys have fucking talent.
And like SOAD is the "best metal band evar" or "omgz so hardcore", these posers and fugly faggoths are insulting the very air that metal fans breathe(although, it's a commonly known fact that 50% of the SOAD fans are the 9 million armenians around the world, regardless of what music they like, SOAD rocks(moar liek sucks), amirite?).

Faggoth:"Damn, Toxicity is so hardcore!"
Me:"Ever considered to wipe the smear of armenian cum off your ears and listen to some Kreator?"
Faggoth/Poser:"You asshole how can u insult SOAD I'm so gonna raep u kill u eat ur guts u fucker"

Poser:"System of a Down rocks!"
Any sensible person with taste in music:"GTFO."

by Flagofhate October 22, 2009

25๐Ÿ‘ 55๐Ÿ‘Ž


Metric System

The Metric System is the punishment technique used in every country in the world except the United States for disobedient children in primary school. When a student behaves poorly, an instructor may use a meter stick to reprimand said student. In fact, the weapon wielded by instructors, the meter stick, is regulated by the IMSA (International Metric System Association).

Example of Metric System in use:

Instructor: You failed your test, Thomas
Thomas: You failed to educate me.
Instructor: THE FUCK YOU SAY TO ME TOMMY!?! *pulls meter stick out of pocket and beats child

by Distrukshun March 24, 2019

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