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In any given engineering environment, the number of Daves will be greater than or equal to the number of women.
Carrie was always in the minority in her computer science classes; she had more Dave classmates than female classmates. The Dave ratio meant that she always knew more Daves than women.
The most satisfying thing, that can happen to a human being. It occurs, when you first wipe your ass after taking a Dave(Poop) and you find no poop on the toilet paper. As a result, you waste minimal time in the toilet.
Refer to Dave
Luke:'Yo bro what's up?'
Mike:'Just had a Dave Express'
Luke:'Damn bro, lucky, I just had a huge ass Dave'
When you lay such bad pipe that you fuck a girl back into a relationship that she recently ended
Ethan: Hey Tommy, how did it go with Karen last night?
Tommy: Got laid, but definitely gave her that Dave-dick
Ethan: No way - so now she’s back with Eric?
Tommy: Yes
Meaning, “day for it”.
Could be walking to the pub, and you look at your mate and say... Dave orit
That friends dad who loves to take drugs and is normally a Buddhist and vegetarian.
Boy: How is your dad?
Friend: upstairs off his face on crack, meditating
Boy: That's classic crackhead dave
A miserable bloke that just wants to be #1 at anything and have a beautiful smart wife and die before her surrounded by an even more beautiful family.
Dave Segen, you're not so bad.
An increased rate of movement paired with a confrontational manner and easily irritated
Airport Dave got mad at the waitress, so don’t push his buttons Anna.