Wing Dings

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✂︎☜︎☠︎❄︎☼︎✡︎ ☠︎🕆︎💣︎👌︎☜︎☼︎ 💧︎☜︎✞︎☜︎☠︎❄︎☜︎☜︎☠︎
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✞︎☜︎☼︎✡︎
✞︎☜︎☼︎✡︎
✋︎☠︎❄︎☜︎☼︎☜︎💧︎❄︎✋︎☠︎☝︎
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Wing Dings are so mysterious...

Winge Drinking

When a lot of women get together with several bottles of wine to bitch about their blokes

Where's your missus tonight?

She's gone round her sisters for another Winge Drinking session!

winge drinking

drinking too much and complaining about the aftereffects the next day (closely associated with binge drinking)

'Aaaarch, me head's killing me today. Me bowels are shot and got a tongue like a gravedigger's flip flop bruv'.

'Sick man. You's been winge drinking again innit'

Wing Roadie

Derived from "wingman", a wing roadie is a driver in a caravan of cars that helps out their fellow caravan drivers by blocking traffic to help them switch lanes, get around slow drivers and stay together.

Jen: "Hey Jess, that was awesome when you cut that guy off to let me in. I would have been waiting forever!"

Jess: "That's what a wing roadie is for, man!"

wing-wang

A Nick Name for a Penis

He whipped out his wing-wang at work and got fired!

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Left Wing

A nonexistent political spectrum on the North American continent due to monstrous shifting to the right.

"Matt Stone and Trey Parker aren't right wing douchebags! They're centrists and lampoon the extremists on both sides!"

"In this country, assuming a centrist position makes you right wing. A true left wing extremist is something you've never seen, and wouldn't know if one snuck up and smacked you on the back of the skull with a picket sign."

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Red Winging

Banging a girl who is on her period.

Joe totally red winged her last night

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