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piss pipe

The penis.

Back in a minute. I have to drain the piss pipe.

by Ghost July 27, 2003

20๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Wesley Pipes

the pipe that Thurgood Jenkins, Scarface, and Brian smoke on half baked when Kenny was in jail in the move "Half Baked".

Thurgood Jenkins: You know I got some weed at work today, if y'all wanna try it out.

Scarface: Nah, we don't feel like smokin right now.

Thurgood Jenkins: Me neither. So y'all wanna smoke?

Scarface: I'll get Billy Bong Thornton!

Brian: No man. No Billy Bong Thornton without Kenny. That wouldn't be right. Get Wesley Pipes. Yeah!

by mike j mofaku May 9, 2008

57๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž


half-pipe

This is the origin of the word as far as I know. Two opposing ramps originally used for BMXers, but now used by snow boarders, roller bladers, skateboards and others. See also quarter pipe.

I heard they're building a new half-pipe down at the park this summer. Let's try it out but I'm not down with wearing all of the armor they are going to require.

by Tentochi February 11, 2005

32๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


crack pipe

A small clear pipe which is used to smoke the various kinds of crytalized drugs (primarily the uppers such as crack cocaine and crytal meth).
the "rod portion" is generally about 1/2 inch in diameter, and about 2 to 3 inches long (the open end of the rod is obviously the end you "smoke" out of). The "bowl" is about the size of a gumball, is hollow (duh), and has a small hole on top. Your "drug" sits inside the bottom of the bowl, you heat the bottom of the bowl with your lighter or torch (careful not to burn your shit in there!), the crystalized chunk will melt, and there you get your smoke!
For meth, let it cool off and harden back up into a blob first, then reheat it and smoke (Why? ...I don't know... that is what I was told. "THEY" say it is "BAD" for you to smoke it right off ...because obviously it isn't actually "bad" to smoke otherwise. RIGHT. I have NO IDEA if this "rule" applies to crack as well.)
Inhale SLOWLY, but don't hold your breath in once your inhale is complete... just blow it on out. This is NOT smoking weed out of a bong my friend. This is a gentle procedure.
Oh! Roll and/or rock the pipe back and forth under a lighter flame so as not to burn the now liquified substance (with the torch, just gently but quickly shake the flame unber the bowl ...this is just easier, and achieves the same effect).
ICK ICK!! DON'T BURN IT!
Also. Clean it regularly (it's easy enough, boil it in a pot of water with your cleanser of choice, scrub the inside with a Q-tip, and rinse well). There is no reason for your drugs to taste skanky and burnt. AND... DO just get rid of the burnt shit at the bottom (you can burn it off with your lighter, but blow out - INTO your pipe, so the smoke goes bye-bye, instead of inhaling (you can also liquify this last nasty bit, and then just stick a damp Q-tip in there and wipe it right off - this method is preferable). Don't be a cheap ass, and just do as I say! If you don't, all your shit will feel and taste crappy ALL THE TIME!
How does one descretely purchase this pipe?
Most headshops have them stored or hidden in a safe place if NOT in plain view. Be sure to ask the attendant for an "essential oil insense burner". I believe this is the term one uses to keep it on the "down low". If the attendant is confused, and you end up in the weed pipe area, try "Ah no.. your 'other ones' *wink-wink* ..you know, the smaller, clear ones...?!?! ...yeah... that's it...thanks".

All RIGHT.
Have fun... but watch it! It is easy to get hooked!

I'd prefer to smoke the tina rather than snort tonight.
Where's your crack pipe?

by OkayMartin May 21, 2004

354๐Ÿ‘ 211๐Ÿ‘Ž


half-pipe

When a girl start giving a guy head but then decides to stop/leave before the guy blows his load.

She stoped giving me head before I cames and she left. All I got was a half-pipe.

by King of Half'rs January 15, 2005

62๐Ÿ‘ 31๐Ÿ‘Ž


doody pipe

imaginary pipe that you smoke that can be lit from miles away by another person. It must be "huffed" not 'smoked' or 'inhaled'. for those of us who don't know how to huff please reference MTV's True life "I have OCD"

Note: for people who lack braincells(melissa) this is not a real pipe

...light it.

"excuse me kind sir, will you light my doody pipe?"

"last night i ripped mad doody pipes and this morning....iwoke up naked"

by julie me then you April 25, 2006

13๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Uilleann pipes

The Uilleann pipes are the type of bagpipes native to Ireland. Unlike the Highland Bagpipes native to Scotland, the Uilleann pipes are played sitting down and are nowhere near as loud. They are meant for indoor playing, and are about as loud as a fiddle. They are used most in traditional celtic music. They are much more of an intimate insturment then the Great Highland pipes.

The Uilleann pipes use the same fingering as the tin whistle, which is only one of many ways they are alike.

by Danny August 26, 2004

13๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž