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bobby joe just got a redneck ferrari, now he thinks he is the king of the trailer park
The improper disposal of solid human waste when camping whereby the producer of said waste tosses it into the camp site of unsuspecting fellow campers.
When camping along the Duck River in Tennessee, Billy Bob pooped on a plate and tossed the redneck grenade like a frisbee onto the river bank where canoers later discovered it in horror.
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When you find out you have been cheated on and you relentlessly harass the cheater and their side action.
I caught my girlfriend kissing some guy at the bar and I went redneck crazy. I dumped a pitcher of beer on them and slashed their tires on my way through the parking lot.
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Slang term for duct tape, specifically applied to make stuff look like it was chromed (such as cars.) it is extremely cheap and easy to get, and non toxic, unlike real chrome, rednecks always have a few dozen rolls of it in the shed (or truck.) It can be used to dress up your house, car, head, or cat.
Even redneck chrome couldn't make Bob's Ford Bronco look cool.
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A can of bud light with a lime wedge.
Person 1: Dude, what are you drinking?
Person 2: I'm having a redneck corona!
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A message from a higher power that you're on the shitlist. Redneck neighbors are like a plague: widespread and difficult to get rid of. Once the neighborhood is infected, they import their friends and relatives as well. They are renters, never homeowners. They are either morbidly obese or stick figure thin - there is no in between. They either have few teeth or a set of greenish brown ones. Redneck neighbors drive 25+ year old vehicles that are cars and trucks in the technical sense, most held together with coat hanger wire and bondo and have no mufflers. They work on these things daily. They keep herds of large, thin mangy dogs which are often confused with their kids. They sit on the porch talking loudly and drinking some sort of distiller liquid and cheap ass beer 24/7. They keep the tobacco industry in business. They put out mismatched plastic urns filled with random plastic flowers that blow all over neighboring yards. They are always seen at neighborhood yard sales. The police/sheriff visits at least twice a week and child service workers lurk monthly. it takes a landlord months to get them out of the property, at which time they must torch it or demo it because of uninhabitable condition. The evicted rednecks proceed to move in next door with their relatives so it's really a vicious circle. They make a great pilot for a TV reality show.
Redneck neighbors are like herpes - if you get it you never get rid of it.
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a afro american guy who acts like a true redneck mostly found in middle ga. fishes, hunt, and even wears confederate flag clothing and hats
we called him jb the black redneck because he dips snuff and hunts all the time.
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