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The Love of Money: a direct quote from 1 Timothy 6:10 KJV:
"For the love of money is the root of all evil:"
This famous verse from the King James Version is often misquoted as saying "Money is the root...", but the Apostle Paul is clearly talking about the love of money (greed).
Originally penned in Greek in the first century A.D, It has been better translated in English the ASV and NIV:
"For the love of money is a root of all kinds of evil."
Don't be so greedy! Remember, the love of money if the root of evil
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To take a member of the opposite sex home for a night of passion (to root) and leaving straight away in the morning, never to have anything more (or at least nothing more sexual) to do with that person ever again (scoot).
Mick: So are you going to go out with her?
Furby: No I just want a root 'n' scoot
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Poor man- hey can i have some money
Middle class man- no dude, it’s the root of all evil
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A relation between the X and Y axis of the 2-Dimensional Plane which when plotted looks quite ridiculous and ends in "Root Salad Ya Bastard".
shit me boi, that Root Salad Graph is whacked up to the max.
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CRA, or Community Roots Academy, was the battlefield where Jesus and Satan fought to the death in the year 1. Right as the battle was going to blow up the battlefield, a powerful god ascended from the skies, his name was Ernestus the 4th. He broke up the battle and sent both people to the other sides of the universe. Ernestus restored the battlefield and went under the name of Ernesto. He vowed to protect the sacred battlefield for the rest of eternity, many battles between powerful deities ensued there, however, it was turned into a school in the year 2011, at which point, the demons who once fought there, decided to stop fighting, and instead, haunted the school, making it a hellhole for all students who go there, despite the (mostly) amazing Teachers hired. The Boys bathroom is always dirty. no matter how much guardian Ernesto tries to keep it clean. and the girls bathroom is fine because all demons are Simps. Demons also hate children, and therefore sometimes posess the children, usually the most annoying ones.
"I go to Community roots academy"
To perform falacio on a male. Commonly used by people who live in Dundalk,MD
I had this chick from Turner Station eat my root the other day and I wound up with herpes.
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A debate television show hosted by Lewis Black which is played on Comedy Central. It takes two topics, and has two low-brow washed up comedians (like Greg Geraldo) argue about which is the worse of the two. While Lewis Black is the supposed star of this series, for the first 20 minutes of the show (need I remind you it's a 30 minute show) he only makes appearances by grinning at obviously unfunny jokes and looking at the screen.
The series was launched off with a decent topic, "Beer vs. Weed". Just after that, the topics started getting stupider and stupider, such as "Kim Jong Il vs. Tila Tequila" or "Las Vegas vs. The Human Body". At this rate a new season will be extremely unlikely, and it's cancellation is imminent.
Person 1: Hey, are you gonna watch The Root Of All Evil tonight?"
Person 2: Nah, I think their idea of "George Bush vs. Bread" is too cliche.
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