She Said She Was Twelve

A meme that went around on social medias

"Yo liam, have you heard that tiktok audio about a girl being 12 or some shit?" "The one that goes like "She Said She Was Twelve"?" "Yeah, That audio!"

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thats what she said

a phrase invented by god himself
a phrase which makes triple science class fun
a phrase which makes you look like the alpha male
a phrase which can be used anywhere...............

harmless girl attempts to open a door with the wrong key.

harmless girl: dam it wont fit in its too big.

cool guy: thats what she said..oh ya

harmless girl: "sigh"

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That's what tommy innit said

The prase :"That's what tommy innit said" is used to tell someone they make them laugh

"I SH** YOU NOT " ."That's what tommy innit said"

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Thats not what she said

Opposite of 'thats what she said'. A phrase added to the front of another, innocent sounding statement, which is used to create a funny, possibly obscene, self esteem boosting comment implying that what has just been said is the opposite of what 'she' thinks.

Chris: Jordan your an absolute cunt. You told everyone im a virgin, you give me shit for not driving a Ford Cortina and you screwed my fucking missus!! Your just a useless piece of human garbage!

Jordan: Thats not what she said!

Chris: Thats it man your the biggest prick I know, im gonna fuck you up real good!

Jordan: Thats what she said!!

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no "that's what she said" intended

Used after saying something that can be interpreted as a that's what she said

this not in something that you catch yourself at a random point-- this is what that's what she said is used for, just at yourself. This clause is used specifically in a response to someone who just said "that's what she said", as to keep them from saying it more than once.

Adam: Man, tonight was AMAZING!!!

Jacob: That's what she said.
Josh: That wasn't very good.
Adam: I dunno I kinda liked it-- no "that's what she said" intended.

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thats what she said

a sexual innuendo

funny

it is too big.
thats what she said

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Because I Said So

A parents way of saying, "Ask me again. I fucking dare you."

Kid: Why can't I go to my friend's house tonight?
Mom: Because

Kid: Why
Mom: Because I said so!

A smart kid stops the argument and keeps their mouth shut after this has been said.

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