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To save my life - Where one simply is really bad at something. Or used as a phrase.
I can't make cookies to save my life.
I can't play netball to save my life.
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A guy who is always a gentile man even when the girl is a bitch he will always take her side even when she is wrong and will spoil any woman even if he knows hes not getting laid. Will even brake the unspoken man laws for the woman. But has a alter ego if pushed to far he will become a player and Nice guy so that he gets the women at the end of the night. Can be used as and insult or a compliment.
My brother, me and some buddys were watching tv
Girl: "T.V. to loud baby"
Me: "Tough the games on"
Buddys:" you dont even live here"
Brother: "guys chill out or your all going home"
Girl: "thank you baby"
Me: "bros before hoes Captain save-ahoe let the bitch talk for herself"
turns down tv Me:"later bro call us up when the hoe leaves"
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Helps explains the phenomenon where women or men date people their not interested in committing to, while having a person that they plan to commit to later.
I think I really, REALLY like Dillon, but I’m not ready for something serious. I’ll think I’ll date around but save the last dance for Dillon; if you know what I mean.
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an answer from the non-at&t customer to the perennial question of why s/he has yet to purchase an iphone; refers to the long-anticipated but yet-to-be consummated full-on hookup between apple's iphone and verizon wireless; may never happen
so smug iphone owner goes: no iphone yet buddy? don't you want to live in 2010-land with the rest of us hip kids?
and non-at&t customer comes back: no sir, i value the wholesome relationship that i have with my current carrier and so i am saving myself for the marriage
smug iphone owner attempts to console: that android-loaded phone you've got there looks o.k. you know . . . you should really value what you have in life
non-at&t customer has the last word: keep that hippy bullshit to yourself champ, i am not the settling type
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a game that gets overshadowed by fortnite battle royal
guy1: aww dude do you play fortnite
guy2: yeah i like fortnite save the world
guy1: *cleans hands*
The act of saving a female who is obviously outmatched in hand to hand combat in hopes of sexual gain.
Brian: "Yo! Did you see Becky get her ass beat?
Tomlin: "Yeah dude, then Quentin came in and stopped it before it got good."
Brian: "Shit man, he's been known to pull Operation Save A Hoe at any given opportunity."
Tomlin: "He didn't even get laid."
That feeling when you are so overwhelmed with joy and as if you are just saving people's lives on the daily.
Parker: This fish is about to die!
Teacher: Put it in water quick!
*Parker saves fishes life*
Parker: SAVING LIVES ON THE DAILY