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sebastian lion

the expression you use when you can't form a coherent sentence to describe how horrid a person/place/thing is.

Note: the "lion" part can be exchanged for any other animal, as long as it isn't a cute animal (bunny, puppy, pony, etc.).

"wow, look at that milf over there."
"dude, she's a total sebastian lion."

"oh look, timmy and cindy are dancing together."
"aww, it's so great when two sebastian lions hook up."
"yeah, so the rest of us don't have to worry about them asking us out. *shudder*."

by kookoobananas92111 May 17, 2010


Sebastian Flores

Sebastian Flores is a Mexican with no papers, his penis is longer than the average arm,he is always high and is very strong and attractive he is known for fucking people’s moms and will be found mostly at most people’s moms houses

What the fuck is that Sebastian Flores and my mom sleeping together

by Sebastiansaysfacts December 15, 2018


Sebastian Castro

The best male ever created by god (Szymon). His humongous dick and gorgeous face will make you get a lady boner

That man is so perfect, he’s basically a Sebastian Castro

by Fidel Castro the mafia boss December 1, 2019


Sebastian Melcher

Sebastian Melcher is a great and a goodhearted Person. He is very nice and is always there for someone. He is funny and very kind. If u ever have a problem he will help u. He sees the good in you, when you cant even see it yourself. He makes you a better person and gives good and wise advice. It really is the best thing ever to know him bc you know, he will never judge you and will always see the whole picture instead of little pieces. If u know a Sebastian Melcher you are very lucky

A : do u have a problem?

B: Yes.
A: you should talk to sebastian melcher

by punchmymommainthethroat January 18, 2022


Sebastian Andre

Sebastian Andre is a boy who likes to fight. When he begins things, he does not always complete them. He is also a person you never want to meet on the street. He is bad and rude to children but is very kind to adults. He is very rich and a big mamaboy. He hates food and wants to be home and play fortnite. If you get to know him he can be kind.

Sebastian Andre is a boy.

by RioTheBird November 12, 2018


Make a Sebastian

Making a year without having sexual intercourse.

Make a Sebastian?
I'm going for the second!

by Gurudosexo March 24, 2019


Sebastian Majsa

Out of pocket, big dick, meat, cheese and bun, and ally

“Sebastian Majsa what’d you get from the Habit?”
“Meat, cheese and buns”.

by Diggie bick November 24, 2021