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Don’t trust Sir Charles Shrek The 1st she ate her puppies and killed a frog
Please listen to this serious advice
A male (usually under the age of 24) that insists on shuffling at raves and wearing the brightest nike top you’ve ever seen. You are most likely to find one at a Solid Grooves event shouting FUCK OFF at Michael Bibi.
Joe: Lad what the fuck are you doing
Liam: I’m just a serious stepper
Yeah, no, you know that's not what it means.
Hym "Yeah, and I think on some level you know that. So that's just more of me being right. 'There are gradations of seriousness and you will cherry-pick out the information that affirms your supposed superiority to me (moral or otherwise)' See that? I quoted myself. I subverted the paradigm. That's just me being right again. That's why it was so important for me to add as much context as possible. So I could sit here and watch you strip it way as though I hadn't provided it in the first place. RIGHT AGAIN! Didn't I say you would do that!? I'm like a seer! You don't care. It's the hitler thing and the post concussion syndrome thing and you don't really care either way. As long as you can use woman to validate your existence and nothing bad is happening to you in the present... It just isn't real. So the consequences of your willful ignorance remain ethereal. And it's funny because the claim is that your behavior is a manifestation of my behavior but it doesn't ever go the other way does it?"
adj. To be particularly good-looking when naked.
Yo, I had no idea her body was that fine. She was serious naked.
Something said in such exact details that it gives a hint that the person did it.
Smegma man: Guys do you know how to fix a magnesium fire after getting circumcised in Mexico at 3:09 Am in a hospital while being deported to Puerto Rico?
Al: Dude are you alright? That was seriously specific.
That frustrating, infuriating moment when you pull your earphones out of your pocket and they have "magically" tangled themselves up into a labyrinth.
-guy 1 pulls earphones out of pocket-
Guy 2- holy crap bro that's a serious case of yurbuds.
Guy 1- Shitttttttt I swear I folded these before I put them in my pocket.
Guy 2- you can't fight yurbuds bro.