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A dump between Bacchus Marsh and Melbourne. If you go there, you WILL be stabbed. No question.
Full of Somalis running around with knives in their shoes and drunken bogans whose answer to everything is to glass you in the face.
After you've been stabbed and glassed, it is fairly likely that you'll end up being pricked with a dirty syringe by a young woman in a robe (probably called Mercedes or Charlotte). You will then be abused by an obese person sitting outside the McDonalds.
Avoid.
"Oh no, I have to go to Melton as part of my placement."
"Make sure you take that taser."
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Seriously brutal, never mess with someone described as a ‘Melton’ because they can most definitely beat the shit out of you. The Rock could be described as a ‘Melton’.
‘Is that the rock?’
‘Jeez, i wouldnt mess with him he’s such a melton!’
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To insert one's finger into an unsuspecting strangers anus.
That girl totally just got a Melton from that creepy guy!
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Very smart and very good at chinese
Meltose and maltase is Melton
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An infected wart, usually found on one's butt cheeks or genital region.
On the streets, it is commonly referred to as Melton Mumps or Bogan Tattoo.
I'm not sure what it is Doctor, please tell me it isn't a Melton!
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Adjective: describes a person, animal or thing that exhibits Joshua Melton-like qualities. These traits include: Enjoying Roblox, practicing confederacy, and large potential for depreciative memes
Friend: Hey man, do you dip?
Me: Nah, I’m not meltonic