vomit shirt

This item of clothing maybe gifted, purchased new or acquired used at a thrift store. At first it may look like a Jackson Pollock painting gone wrong and the atrocious nature of its appearance draws you to it like moths to a flame. Looking at it on a hanger generally causes feelings of nausea and disbelief. It’s like watching a train wreck… You can’t look away. The magic happens when you try the shirt on. Through some sorcery unknown to The general population the appearance of the shirt changes once on the body and becomes strangely appealing and attractive. Even the most strong-willed people will not be able to resist the urge to purchase it and add it to their wardrobe. Quickly it will become the favorite shirt of the person who owns it and many tears will be shed when it reaches the eventual state of disrepair that where it can no longer be worn in polite society and must be relegated to use as a part of a zombie costume or turned into dust/shop rags.

Hey, Dave; nice vomit shirt! Did you get it at Macy’s or Goodwill?

shirt ball

A giant ball made of shirts.

“Dude, I saw a huge shirt ball in my brothers closet, what a pig... yet I suppose it could be a creative thing...”

Trapezoidal Shirt

Shirt that is very trendy, large, has no shape, and is quite unflattering. Basically, you can have one made by giving two large pieces of fabric to a child and asking them to sew them together. It is generally worn by sluts or generic skanks. Usually the side or large portion of the bra can be seen by all who wear this type of shirt.

Wow, that trapezoidal shirt sure hides how large that girl's body is.

Shirt h

A new spelling for shithead, it is commonly used by Ryan's with colored hair

Rachel, I'm a shirt h

un-shirt

a cross between an actual shirt and a bra

that is not a shirt; it is an un-shirt; how many times do I have to tell you?!?!?

Shirt Fuddler

Noun ˈshərt-fuhd-ler
One who engages in shirt fuddling, the act of covertly dirtying up a shirt to dissuade it's owner from wearing it in place of another shirt the fuddler believes to be superior. Shirt fuddling is looked down upon in polite society and its practitioners are generally regarded to be of a lower order of humanity, not worthy of basic dignity or respect.

Jay: You put my blue shirt in with the dry cleaning, didn't you? SHIRT FUDDLER!!!
Susan: I most absolutely did nothing of the sort. Besides, it's a stupid shirt.

Shirt Slut

The person who goes to events only for the free tshirt

I only joined marching band to be a shirt slut