charlie simple

It is a Charlie who is stupid

HE’s a charlie simple

Simple minded

Someone or something super stupid

RICCO GOLDEN is super simple minded

Simple Addition

The ability to add simple numbers to each other. Most people learn how to do this in grade 1 or 2 of school.

Friend: "4+1 = 4"
Me: "wtf, can you not do simple addition?"

Simple Everything

A tax system where if you are a victim of humiliation, you can tax on the perpetrator by simply asking non-cash gifts.

George: Alex said I cannot make EDM music, because I am fat.
William: Wait, is your uncle a local EDM artist?
George: Yes, he is. He teaches me how to DJ.
William: So call Alex for a Simple Everything, let him get you a cheeseburger.
George: That's a good idea.

Simpling

If two or more people are simping over the same person they are considered “simplings”

What a bunch of simplings

Simplings

A group of simple people.

Person: Those kids are simplings.

Simple Dimple

A small, blank spot in the scalp, wide enough to be touched by one's finger.

"Bro! Bro! It's like...

...Mitsubishi... Materials."

*Daily scalp inspection*

*Provoked alligator noises*

"...Simple Dimple."