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A bitchy overprotective 40-something asswipe with 2.5 kids and a big ass fucking van.
Soccer moms need to get fucked in the ass
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Usually refers to a white middle aged female. She is either divorced or quickly on her way to being divorced because no self respecting man will put up with her very long. She realizes that although she tries desperately to be everything from super house wife and super mother to super business exec- that she can do none of these things good so she needs a man.... but can't keep one. She is usually on the prowl for a new fake dad to help raise her brood of children from all of her failed relationships with men who have kicked her to the curb.
She usually self medicates herself, trying to drown out her soul calling her a failed prostitute as she shuttles her tribe of bastard children from activity to activity in a minnie van or SUV that is entirely to big for her to drive safely. Said vehicle may or may not be financed by a current or former significant other (victim), just as is her crumbling lifestyle which constantly reminds her that her time is running out.
She tries to dress and act like women half her age but can't quite pull that look off anymore. But does it anyway and looks foolish except when in a pack of others like her.
Many of this ilk often end up cold and alone. Even their plethora of fatherless offspring usually leave them in search of sanity and the promise of normalcy.
Man at a bar says to another- "Sorry I'm late bro. Some man hunting fat assed soccer mom with a bunch of kids in aS.M.A.Vcrashed me on the way over. What a dumb cunt".
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Gets it’s definition from boys who dream,eat,sleep soccer and is usally a fuck boy also goes sometimes by the names of Richard,chad,Luke,Brennan.
Me: yo that kid Richard over there is the exact definition of a soccer boy
You: holy shit , I totally see it
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Soccer moms usually are 40 year old ladys-- excuse me, whores who got knocked up by some douchebag. Most of the time they sign they're litle 12 year old kids to comunity center soccer legues, so they're rooms are filled with plastic trophies that kid doesn't care about. Soccer moms also have organizations that heavly support groups such as: RIAA, ESRB, Parental Advisory, Peta, Green-Peace and "WWF." Because of this support many things have been restricked from young audiences.
Soccer moms also drive shity SUV vehicles like Dodge Caravan's and Mercury, and what you will usually find in those cars are sports equipement, toys and other lame stuff.
If a poor child in Africa is starving to death blame it on the soccer mom down the street.
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the best Tv program. Talks about footy every week, its not american !!!!! and it has FIXTURES MAN ON IT !!!!! Saturdays--
Sky Sports 1 -- 9:00-12:00
"Like theeeeeese" - Fixtures man
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A soccer slut is a girl who sleeps with as many soccer players as possible, including but not limited to the referee, often spreading crotch critters throughout the team. This is not a "ball bunny" who actually dates the players before screwing them or a "soccer bunny" who is a girl who actually knows something about the game and rarely has a sexual relationship with a player. Soccer sluts are very similar to hockey whores.
Kandi is a soccer slut.
Dee is a soccer milf.
Bonnie is a hockey whore.
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The smaller than normal boobs one finds on "sporty" girls who usually play soccer or swim (usually between a size A and B cup). They are not so small as to be unnoticed, but not large enough to be an asset.
Kim's soccer boobs are kind of cute, but her eyes are her best asset.
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