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Soggy Shiitake

fresh out of a wet extra moist super hot steaming shower, the fingers are extra pruned, the balls shriveled and textured delightfully. You then begin to suck, suck the life out of the pruned digits and balls.

I love a good soggy shiitake after I scrub the dirt out of my fingers and the fuzz out of my toes.

by morgballs March 04, 2023


soggy bats

When someone's has soft punches

"You have soggy bats"

by Leah Charles worth July 29, 2017


soggy porrige

Soggy porrige is when you and a group of guys get a bowl with crushed buscuits and everyone stands around the bowl and jerks off into it. The last person to cum has to mix it all together and eat the "porrige"

I played a game of soggy porrige last night, I loved it! I didn't cum last.

by TheWeedler4:19 June 08, 2017


Soggy Muffing

A sexual move when a group of men take a muffin and masturbate all over it and the last person to masturbate on it has to shove it up his ass

"Bill you lost now you have to put the muffin in your ass, you know the rules of soggy muffing!"

by phillipejosecarlosludacrispabl April 25, 2010


Soggy squid

When eight or more guys cum on a vagina and then use their hands to slop it around, getting cum everywhere.

"Hey do you know if Becky got her infection checked after those guys gave her a Soggy Squid last party?"

by Debonathesquidman February 22, 2019


Soggy beef

When a female stays in the pool for to long and her vagina lips hang a little to low

Yo Pam your soggy beef is hangin out of ur bathing suit

by Deez-nuts-large August 29, 2022


Soggy Crumpet

Another male masturbating game similar to soggy biscuit, but much worse as the target is now a crumpet (a much more absorbent vessel). Participants must circle jerk onto the crumpet. Whoever comes first is deemed the winner and the loser must eat the cum-loaded crumpet.

Soggy biscuit? That's nothing, try soggy crumpet!

by yoshi12 October 09, 2014