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1. A punk band from South Shore MA. (noun)
2. Can also be used as a verb to change the style of a song. (verb)
3. Also, its when you fuck the shit out of ur dog in the asshole and you claim victory. (verb)
4. Can also be described as a massive orgy that you have with your band mates. (noun)
5. Now We Stand can also be described as the most sexiest people ever! and they can only be compaired to god! (noun)
6. The ritual of telling sexual adventures/stories at fast food places, commonly taco bell. (verb)
7. While driving around your local center of town, rolling down the windows of your car, and yelling MILF! (verb)
8. The act of stealing cones from your town, and feeling badass for it. (verb)
9. Being jewish. (adj)
10. To stand up simultaneously (verb)
"Now We Stand is a sick punk band from MA."
"Dude i hate how this song sounds we have to Now We Stand it."
"I gave my girlfriend (dog) the Now We Stand today and it was amazing."
"Last night, my friends all Now We Standed around town at the women"
"Now we stand, for the pledge of allegience"
One of the greatest hard rock songs of all time, written and performed by Led Zeppelin. Crazy solos, intense riffs and 10 and a half minutes long. Comes close to Stairway to being the greatest hard rock song ever.
The Achilles Last Stand guitar tab gave me a headache.
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Hooking up with someone for one night of sex with no strings attached and hoping to never see them again. It is important not to exchange any personal info with them so they can't track you down and stalk you later.
I had a one night stand with this guy I picked up at the club.
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This was a common Marine Corps Drill Instructor phrase that could be used in a sarcaatic context and but also has meaning within the context of a bonafide compliment.
In sarcastic context it is used to immediately reinforce the message that someone had just screwed up so royally that
it would permanently alter people's perceptions about that someone from that moment onward.
In the positive context it means that your applaud and commend the actions of another with the goal of motivating them to high levels of performance.
Sarcastic usage: Young man has to go to her father and explain that she is pregnant and you are the father. His first words: "Out-fucking-standing! Want to go hunting with Dick Cheney?" In this context the delivery is slow with deliberate accent heavily on the "out," the "fuck," and the "stand." There is also a slight pause between each syllable.
In the positive context no heavy accenting nor does one pause between syllables but the comment is meant in a way that encourages and motivates to new levels of performance.
Context: Your girlfriend shows up in a coat, opens it to display nothing underneath, and stares you in the eye with desire. Your reply is a happy: "Out-fucking-standing@"
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When you get fed up in an (usually upscale) store waiting too long in line or for a salesperson to help you out, you say this while exiting the store. You are calling the store inferior.
after 20 minutes looking for help or at a register:
C'mon man, Screw this Taco Stand, I get better service at Wally World.
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Australian slang.
To hold your ground during an argument; to stand by an opinion or decision despite criticism. Often said in a admiring or begrudging way.
"Did you see Joe Bloggs on TV last night?"
"Yeah, those reporters were giving him hell, but you gotta give it to him, he stood on his dick".
"Why do you always give up so quickly in an argument? Go on, stand on your dick for once".
An event that happens when you drink too much or you're so terribly desprate for sex, you have a fun night with a stranger only to wake up and know that you have a 50% chance you contracted chlamydia and/or how disappointed God is of you. But it doesn't matter because you'll do it again anyway.
A one night stand is like Russian roulette, you either get a high chance of great sexy times or you fucking shoot yourself in the head. Might as well just fuck your bestfriend.
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