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Baldie, the pointless homosexual, believes that eating steak once a week will transform him from a pathetic anorexic runt into a he-man with arms the size of Schwarzenegger's chest. Equally bizarrely the hairless twat believes the weekly steak will have a greater bodybuilding effect if consumed on a Friday. Thus, Friday night is Baldie's Steak Night.
Don't go in the kitchen, that gay cunt's in there.
I know. Its Friday. Baldie's Steak Night.
A holiday for men that falls on March 14.
The official website (steakandbj.org) says that since Valentine's Day is really a holiday for women, there should be a special day for men. Most men don't want roses or stuffed animals. Men like steak and blowjobs. If the man treats his woman good on Valentine's Day, then she should treat him good on March 14 by giving him the 2 things men enjoy: a steak and a BJ.
Jill: Remember when you spoiled me on Valentine's Day and made me feel special?
Jack: Yes.
Jill: Today is March 14, which is Steak and BJ Day. I made you a delicious steak, and later you're getting an awesome blowjob.
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A vagina after sexual intercourse where Cheese Whiz has been used as lubricant.
We did some experimenting in the bedroom last night and she ended up with a Seattle Cheese Steak
It is the day when your girlfriend or partner makes you steak for dinner then gives you some pussy later. Pussy can mean sex, eating out, or anything involving it.
This day only happens once a year on February 21st.
Zack: Hey John what day is it
John: Oh it’s steak and pussy day
Zack: Oh shit I almost forgot
John: Yeah my girlfriend is cooking me steak right now!
According to the holiday's official website (steakandbj.org), Valentine's Day is a holiday created by greeting card companies, and that day is devoted to women. To be fair, there should be a special day for men to enjoy what they like. What do men like? Steak and blowjobs.
If a man treats his woman special on Valentine's Day, then she will treat him special a month later on March 14. Since men don't want flowers or teddy bears, his special day consists of a steak and a blowjob.
Sally: Do you know what today is?
Harry: March 14. Steak and Blowjob Day.
Sally: Yes. Since you made me feel special on Valentine's Day, it is time to put your meat on my grill.
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Cocaine on top of a penis. Usually presented as a birthday present to an undergrad student.
Would you like a powdered tube steak?
A holy and perfect confectionery delight made in the Elysian Fields by the One True God, where it is then magicked down to Golden Crust Pizza on Smith Street in North Providence, Rhode Island. The soft, expertly baked bread holds upon it the ultimate mixture the likes of which your uneducated palate has never before bared witness to. As you take a bite you are greeted like an old friend by the tender delicious steak. As you chew you realize that not only is there cheese, but blue cheese as well. Why blue cheese you ask yourself. And then it hits you. Yes, that is buffalo chicken you taste, for God has smiled upon you today.
WARNING
If you are not mentally, spiritually, and physically prepared for the sheer deliciousity your mouth has been confronted with, your heart may cave in and your head may explode.
"Dude what the fuck is that thing?"
"A PC Steak Sub, try it man"
"Damn that thing is good...but my heart hurts now..."