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Female fingering masturbation causing entanglement of pubic hairs (knitting) and wetness of vagina (sweater).
It's been a stressful week. I'll be staying home tonight knitting a sweater.
A cat that wears a sweater. Some sweater cats have a trademark or signature sweater.
My sweater cat prefers argyle and refuses to wear mohair. He’s a vegan.
a racial slur for the group of kids which are known to be the most popular or the group known as the "popular" kids
Many people wanted to hang out with the sweater-vests because they thought they were popular.
Another term for an uncircumsized penis
Chick #1: "ugh i found out last night my boyfriend is uncircumsized."
Chick #2: "Oh, he has a sweater dick?"
A derogatory term used when talking to someone who is being depressing.
You dumb emo kid. Why don't you go knit yourself a sweater.
When you haven't flossed for a few days, leaving a fuzzy feeling on your gums.
"Ah man, my gums feel fuzzy."
"Oh, you have gum sweaters."
A sextastic fiend of incredulous proportions! See also: Sex Machine.
Guy 1: I have wet dreams of Sweater Kid...
Guy 2: ...SO DOES GOD O_O