Spanish Teacher

A lowlife scum who thrives off making students miserable because they failed at their own life. Often will give you difficult tests for the sole purpose of moving your grade down. Extremely inconsiderate and rude, and nobody loves them.

Kate: Hey Susan, isn’t your son a Spanish Teacher?

Susan: Yes, but he isn’t my son anymore because I disowned that sorry sack of shit.

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sluty teacher

is a teacher who happens to be sluty. aka likes sleeping around with a degree.

"today my teacher slept with my best friend during lunch just so she wouldn't have to fail him"!

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teacher fart

A phase to show how something unusual happens.

Dave: So what happened yesterday.
Stan: It was crazy, a TEACHER FART happened, my boss gave me a raise!!!!

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Math Teacher

A person who give's you information that you will never use in life.

Dude my math teacher is really a person who gives you information you will NEVER use in life

Reacher Teacher

A general term for a teacher or school administrator who looks for ways to incriminate students for their own enjoyment. Name derives from the teachers act of “reaching” to find ways to get someone in trouble, regardless of how much of a stretch it is

Person 1: What happened to John?
Person 2: He got detention because Mrs G thought his project about milk was an innuendo for cum
Person 1: Damn. She is such a Reacher Teacher

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music teacher

a person who teaches music

Our school's music teacher is 80 years old and throws chairs at students, I'm not even lying

Old teachers

tell stories of there past are forgetful want to get your grades up anyway possible

I swear old teachers retire 5 times

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