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A taste test is what a man does before performing oral sex on a woman. Instead of inserting a finger into her vagina and smelling it, the man inserts a finger into her vagina and then puts his finger into her mouth. If the reaction is favorable then proceed as planned. If the reaction is unfavorable then the man may want to consider another form of sexual stimulation.
Dude. I went to taste test Michelle and she started gagging so hard my cock went soft.
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A test in which a person is subjected to an intense pressure point on the trapezius muscle, if passed the person is known as a "Trap Star" there are currently only 4 people who are known to have passed the trap test, their identities are a closely guarded secret. People from Monroe automatically fail the trap test because they are not born with souls and therefore cannot be considered a test subject.
Mike: Ready for the trap test?
Unsuspecting stranger: what?
*Death*
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The process by which a female inserts sharpies one by one inside herself to gauge tightness.
I wonder if that chick will pass my sharpie test
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The act of getting up to get a pencil in the middle of a test and seeing someones paper and transfering the answers to your own paper.
Pete "hey john, can i test driveby you later?"
John"NO"
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1) - DNA test using several methods which can determine the biological parent(s) of a person. Most common methods are urine and/or blood samples, or swabbing the mouth and ears of a subject.
2) - The topic appearing on the Maury Show 3-4 days per week.
3) - What no man who had a one night stand wants to have to take.
1) - "This paternity test will determine if John is your long-lost father."
2) - See you are the father and you are not the father.
3) - Jamal- "Oh shit, I gots to take dis paternity test. I hope I ain' da father of Latrelle's nasty ass baby!"
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A test to prove if the stories about oriental women being "cut the wrong way" down below is true.
An oriental woman is enticed to remove her panties and slide down a bannister, whilst an indepentant witness listens out for the tell tale 'flubberlubberlubberlubber' noise made by friction rubbing against the oriental woman's sideways cut pussy.
Any non-oriental woman performing the same test will result in a smooth, friction free and silent ride to the bottom of the stairs.
Oli: "Jenny, would you mind performing the bannister test? I want to know if the stories are true..."
Jenny: "Sure thing"
Jenny removes her pants, hops on the bannister and starts to slide... 'flubberlubberlubberlubber'
Oli: "I knew it!"
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To test a woman you just met for STDs, when you are about to go at it, slide a freshly cut lemon wedge across her coochie. If she screams, she has some funk.
She kicked me out of bed when I slipped her the lemon test.
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