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When your mind wanders during conversation, as if it's going off to get bagels for a second.
"Sorry, could you repeat that? I was on a bagel run just now."
placing a bagal around your gentitals and using it as a masturbating device later to jizz on it and eat it
I am so humgry i can eat a jizz bagel
A person who is weird or creepy. This kind of person is usually avoided by the general public.
Girl 1:"Hey why don't you dance with matt?"
Girl 2: "Psh hellna he's such a spatch-bagel. He comments all my pictures on myspace and i barely know him!"
The Spatch-bagel sat at home and played pokemon by himself...all day
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when jews love bagels so much they worship them
i am apart of the bagel nation
when the cream cheese from the bagel you are eating gets in the corners of your mouth
co-worker: "You got some bagel jizz on your face"
Term used in Leonardtown, Maryland by teenagers to describe something that is pretty cool or awesome.
I can't believe the principal didn't know what that meant! That's such a dank bagel.