booby baffled

When a baffled virgin gets his first proper gander at a pair of boobs. He will gaze and be baffled as to what to do. The type of person who suffers from this is normally always baffled at new situations in life. You can only be booby baffled once in life.

Showed Norman my breasts last night. It was awkward, he got booby baffled. He never made 2nd base.

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boobie face

one having the face that resembles breasts

yo man ur such a boobie face

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boobie ball

Uncontrollable boobie bouncing. More common when braless and descending stairs where they bounce individually. Common ailment of the larger chested females.

"I swear to god, I am never not wearing a bra again. It was a freaking game of boobie ball in my shirt!"

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Blazing Boobie

An insult that does not allow the victim to speak for a couple of minutes while they realize what they were just called.

"You Blazing Boobie!"
"..... uhhhhh....."

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Wuebey Booby

a crusty blonde bitch who is a pathological liar. she will screw you over and play the victim. she thinks she’s hot shit but in reality she has no boobs and no friends

look at wuebey booby over there. ewwww

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boobie toads

lumpy boobs with the texture of a toads back.
also sometimes squidgy!!!!!!!! bluh!!!!

Betty said her boobs look bobbly and malcom said "yes you moose, its like grooping a toad in a carrier bag. Maybe u should get some cream for those boobie toads woman"

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blue boobies

When a guy squeezes, pinches, and rubs your nipples to turn you on and then stops and leaves your nipples sensitive and feeling very horny.

Woman: why do you always pinches my nipples and then stop. It leaves my so horny and all I want to do is mount you
Man: its because your nipples are so hard!
Women:it gives me blue boobies!

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