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Lady Macbeth is telling Macbeth to grow some balls so they can go kill King Duncan.
Macbeth:
If we should fail?
Lady Macbeth:
We fail?
But screw your courage to the sticking place,
And we'll not fail.
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when describing a female, means one of two things:
1. she's fat: literally popping out of her clothes
2. she's popping out in all the right places (t + a)
"whoa--look at that one over there"
"day-um! that shit is poppin' out all over the place!"
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pertains to someone who's reputation is the embodiment of awesomeness or is so in control of their location/situation that if they were to commit an act of epic self degradation (sucking dick) their reputation wouldn't be harmed.
Those guys are so fucking awesome, look at the way those bitches follow them around. They're sucking dick like they own the place.
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Why the actual fuck are almost all the posts on here about some goofy ah shit that often has to do with sex? Like seriously guys, if you're that lonely go make yourself an A.I. generated girlfriend or a cup of tea so you can cry all night without getting sleepy, I honestly couldn't care less, but just stop reading all these bullshit posts and actually go learn something off of abcmouse.com because you forgot to do that when you were 6 so now you're having to do it again so you don't fail that final as a junior in college, like I definitely didn't. Come on guys, there's always something better that you could be doing, no matter what time of day. That's all I have to say for now, but please take this at least somewhat serious, though I realize that'll be hard to do cause I wrote this like a fucking 3rd grader but screw it; Hope to see you all on the other side, even if it does take completing ABC Mouse twice or more. Good luck starting a better life.
Why the hell is this place so horny? Like, seriously, go get a better life and job.
"Settle down, have kids, don't be a dick."
-Ghandi
When someone comes into a meeting and makes a tangled mess of everything.
Matt: This meeting is a clusterfuck! Stop throwing yarn all over the place!
The Song that will get stuck in your head like a dogs cock up Trumps ass
ace is the place with the helpful hardware folks
Everywhere All Over The Place- Brad