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A situation in which everything you say or do will lead to a sexual intercourse with a total stranger. Porn logic means that if anything can lead to a sexual act, it will.
The doorbell rings and the delivery man brings a greasy pizza to a bunch of girls that are actually not hungry and scantily-clad. According to porn logic, the girls automatically start to undress themselves and let him in although they didn't order a pizza.
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The feeling you get when you've got a lot of time and you're browsing your favorite website for porn, and you look at the thumbnails and think they all look good yet you can only choose one and have to get the best one.
Yesterday I was gonna jack it but i couldn't decide which video to use so i wasted lots of time i hate porn indecisivity
Mainstream Media content that deliberately and enticingly plays on people's fears about disaster, disease and death. Currently used in relation to some COVID-19.
My friend was too scared to go outside, some thing about giant murder hornets? He must be watching his fear porn again.
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A Christian site where you can get Minecraft mods
Porn hub is a great site to get Minecraft mods from
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Crime shows that depict real events, usually homicides. Especially popular with middle-aged married people.
Nightmare in Suburbia is some top notch murder porn!
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Millennials – the first generation to have free and easy access to pornography by means of a mobile arsenal of internet-enabled gadgets.
Generation Porn has literally fucked themselves out of fulfilling sex lives.
The social, physiological, psychological and emotional issues attributed to Generation Porn have been an increase in tolerance of misogyny and misandry, body shaming, decrease of couple intimacy and relationship harmony, objectification of women and men, disruption of family stability, an increase in post-Internet divorce, erectile dysfunction, depression, anxiety, addiction, chemical dependency and an increased acceptance of infidelity.
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portable device for transporting and storing an entire porn collection
7 or more just like with stiff cock length the porn drive needs to be 7 or more gigs to hold one matroska compressed HD dvd porn disc
the more surface area the better for hard drive porn drive storage and boners. The more stiff boner surface area the more nerves for orgasm either naked at the computer or balls deep into a girl preferably her contraceptive ass.