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The last few draws of a tobacco cigarette given to someone without access to nicotine
Calum: I'm gonna have a feg. You want left-a-smoke?
Aaron: Yes mate
To turn left from a two-way street onto a one-way street at a red light. Legal in Alaska, Idaho, Michigan, Oregon, and Washington state (so long as you're going the right way on the one-way street).
The light was taking too long, and I was in a hurry, so I did a Northwest left.
When someone is three times as much of a right bastard than thought possible.
Inspiration: "Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left."
Person 1: Did you see him hit-and-run my car? What a right bastard he is.
Person 2: He did worse than that. He ran over a puppy and threw an empty beer can out his window. That bastard ain't a right bastard, he's a left bastard.
It is the ball that is LEFT after the RIGHT BALL is taken.
I get the simplest things wrong as which is the LEFT BALL.