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Her: Why are you sleeping on the couch???
Him: babe, you had the death toots last night!
The unexpected escape of air from a woman's vagina; Queef
Her hoo hoo toot caused her great embarrassment.
The little bubble that comes out of the Elmer's glue bottle when you squeeze it.
I was doing my social studies project, but then the glue toots started coming from my glue bottle.
When engaged in intercourse the vagaina becomes wet and makes a fart like sound when the penis enters.
Stephanie got so wet last nite during sex she began to twat toot.
King of the roadways, best at getting the pretty girls
Boy: hey dad why that truck leaning
Dad: well by golly that thing tooted cuhh
Tooted is basically saying that she/or he is cute. just a cringe way of saying it. Sometimes you can say it as a joke or sometimes you can actually mean it, but most people take it hysterically.
you say it as an introduction, clarepeaxchy from instagram is the main user of this saying. she made it. enjoy using :)