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Vegan

A preachy asshole who lacks nutrients.

That fucking vegan is insulting me for eating a hamburger. Good thing he'll die soon.

by Shapadapadoopapoopalis October 11, 2018

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Vegan

A person who eats only food that is good for their bodies and no food that is good for their souls. They only have the upmost concern for extending their lives a few more years despite how unhappy or misserable it will make said years.

Jim: did you know that eating bacon decreases your lifespan? You should try being a vegan to save your life.

Jan: interesting point. To counter I ask, did you know that bacon is the only thing that makes life worth living? You should try living while you are alive.

by Doylelew September 8, 2018

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Vegan

A cunt who won't shut up about being vegan

Vegan cunt : Hi I'm vegan
Every normal person : I don't care you cunt

by Xszd November 23, 2019

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Vegan

Someone who doesn't eat dairy products or meat.

The guy who tried to break your jaw hit you like a vegan.

by Solid Mantis September 24, 2019

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Vegan

A weird cunt that chooses to eat only vegetables. They mainly complain about normal people who eat meat. The best way to combat a vegan is like a vampire, a steak through the heart. There can also be a human so much worse than being just a vegan. Vegan cyclists are the literal definition of the devils sidekick. Although, there is one human who is undoubtedly worse. Feminist vegan cyclists, they are often referred to as the devil himself.

Oh my god, those vegan protesters are at it again

by Massive Legend July 25, 2018

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Vegan

Freaking Autumn.

Guy: Hey look at the that girl over there!

Other guy: Oh that's Autum, She's a vegan...

Guy: Oh. nevermind don't care.

by Don't Care. August 28, 2018

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Vegan

A fuckwit

god your such a vegan

by Fuck Vegans January 8, 2019

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