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When 2 men fuck the same girl more than once or fuck two of the same girls at least once.
Jim and Ivan both fucked Chelsea twice this past month, thus they are WEINER COUSINS
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noun.
1)An arrogant, horny, nauseatingly stupid liberal congressman with impulse control issues who is now the punchline of countless jokes and innuendo.
2)A bad joke that writes itself.
3)An email, text, or tweet of your junk.
verb.
1)The act of emailing, texting, or tweeting someone a picture of your junk.
2)The act of blaming someone of hacking into your social networking account to Photoshop and/or distribute a picture of you and your junk (or someone else's junk).
Tony just Anthony Weinered me.
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when u have sex but are left unsatisfied, or when ur girl touches ur weiner thru ur pants and gives u a massive boner but never finshes the job
the other day i was chillin in my girls car and she gave me a "sad weiner".
or
bob:"whats wrong with your weiner "
Mike:"NOthin man its just a little sad"
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an awesome song... Sing to tune of that little kissing(K I S S I N G) song.
Weiner sniffers sitting in a tree
S N I F I N G
first comes sniffing
then comes sucking
then comes a big old...
FUCKING!
"hey! Have you heard that cool new song?"
"ya! You mean weiner sniffer?!"
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weiner that extends straight out and curves up...Steve you're my boy blue!!
Hey Whistle weiner how's the weather?
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One of the last surviving species of politicians to stand up for themselves and not fall prey to the "Fair and balanced" "Journalism" of Fox News and the conservative media outlets.
Also see: Honest politician, Extinct.
I really like that Anthony Weiner, he's got balls.
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The act of a female, young or old, blatantly making the rounds at a party/function solely for the purpose of finding some male genitalia to insert into her vaginal cavity. Gross.
"Oh my god, what is Nicole doing?"
"Oh, dat chick is cruisin' for weiner."
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