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A hairless chump that has vocal impairment that screams complete and utter fucking dribble everyday.
Look at that homeless man, what a bald wookie or;
Look at the bald wookie he's talking to a wall again
Whilst straddling your parter's chest, proceed to dump upon it. Take said dookie and roll it underneath the bed, or nearby radiator, until covered in hair and dust, thus creating 'The Wookiee Effect'. Fill your hand with the end result and slap your partner in the face while saying, 'Yuk it up, Fuzzball'. They should respond with, 'Easy, Chewie' or 'Wookiee Howl'. If the response differs, they don't understand you. You should explore other options.
As Matt sat down to a Sunday morning brunch, riddled with cancer, he thought, "Man, i could go for a chocolate wookiee."
“AAA LOOK ITS THE MF WOOKIE”
“shutup thats the worlds most handsome man in the word”
“same thing stfu”
A long, dark haired individual who spends their past times naked doing drugs.
"my friend Steve does nothing but smoke weed and lay around naked.
What a Wookie"
A hooker used for the sole purpose of pleasure. Gets sent home straight after
‘TJ is with a wookie right now’
A hooker used for the sole purpose of pleasure. Gets sent home straight after
‘TJ is with a wookie right now’
(n)1. A man who has an uncalled for amount of pubic hair with which he has never shaved, nor trimmed.
(v)1. To give a blow job to a man of great proportion when said man has a vast amount of pubic hair.
Kait: OMG, I went out with Jesus last night. He is SUCH a wookie.
While out with her friends last night, Kait explains the amazing wookie she gave to her boyfriend, Jesus, while they were in the shower.