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A battlefield syndrome in which a soldier may become lost in thought due to stress from the fight. The 1000 Yard Stare is named such because the soldier may seem to be focusing on an object very far away, and may even become unresponsive to external stimuli. The phrase was coined during the Vietnam war.
Many soldiers are stuck in the 1000 Yard Stare after combat stress.
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A case of mistaken identity thirty feet out. Upon closer inspection (less than thirty feet) you noticed the person in question is definitely not who you thought it was.
Usually occurs when driving.
I was driving past an accident and I totally thought that was Lori! Thankfully when I got closer I realized it was just her ten yard twin.
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When a girl looks good faraway, but up close they are ugly
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When a person looks exceptionally attractive from far away but as they are seen up close, are in fact, far from attractive.
"Damn that girl over there is hot!"
*Walks over to see her up close*
"Okay, take that back, she is butt ugly. Damn I hate fifty yard fakeouts!"
Yard Dawg Pose
To look Gangster As Fuck when a photograph is being taken. Some Homies and A pit-bull will help for better results on pull this off.
Jose always uses a Yard Dawg pose in his photos. He looks Gangster as Fuck.
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The 1000 Yard Stare, or the 2000 Yard Stare, was a symptom of battlefield stress and exhaustion. It became named so during World War II, because the victim would become unresponsive and stare "a thousand yards off".
After the invasion of Peleiu, many Marines would fall victim to the 1000 Yard Stare after numerous days of endless combat.
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Annihilate or obliterate sexually; fuck really hard.
The second you get home, I'm gonna lay a yard of dick on you!
God, that girl was hot. I wanna lay a yard of dick on that ass.
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