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Gum that has been slid through one’s vagina lips, re-wrapped in the wrapper and given to someone you hate.
“Hey Jessica here is some gum” (don’t tell them it’s fish gum)
When you're foot fisting and your prosthetic foot falls off and you try to fish it out.
"Dude, last night Jessica got down and dirty and I lost my foot in her anus, I had to go foot fishing"
A sexual act where the girl lays in missionary and the guy with a tiny penis flops around all retarded like as a fish in jello would.
"Last night I let my boyfriend go all the way but he had such a tiny penis all he could do was jello fish."
Catching your cum after jacking off and throwing it away
Sport fishing requires quick reflexes and strong cleaners.
When someone sends you an impressive dick pic and when you see it in person, it Is nothing like the picture
You know that guy that sent me a dick pic? I got dick-fished! It was a totally different color and half the size!
The anal starfish is when you're able to find a woman who is loose enough you can slide your hand in her butthole and high-five the last guy that was in there.
Dennis. " Yo bro...We had the best vacation in Maine.. me and my son we're in the beach and found a whole cash of star fish!"
Clay " dam bro... I met this stripper in Maine named deb ...and cashed in on her anal star fish. Met this cool guy named Aaron... Our trip was the shit! "
FISH AND T!TS IS LITTERLY JUST FISH AND CHIPS
I WANT SOME FISH AND T!TS