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Mr.420 At His Finest. 💨💨💨😤. Beast N Da Bed. Amazing Gemini. Always Says "On Chief" & "InThatOrder" Last Of A Dying Breed
I wanna be just like King Hercules
Fucking hell. A joke from Australian schools.
What's the opposite of near? Far.
What's the opposite of queen? King.
What's the opposite of heaven? Hell.
Now say them all together. Far king hell.
One who buys all the blunts to sell all the blunts.
Rtreeeees is the blunt king 👑.
The emperor of the chewbaccalypse, she has the worst agrajag and hairiest pussy wookie making a polar bear look like a chiwawa
NOO king laqueefa is making our world a slip and slide.
When your partner is craving the baby gravy so you decide to do it in style. You get a slinky, lubricate it, and file your Punisher through it. You then stroke yourself for however long needed. You make sure that you drink 6oz of food coloring do that your dude milk comes out as different colors. Then, your partner proceeds to get on his/her knees and you bust all over there face. This process has been dubbed the name, “King’s Squire”
“Ayo, last night I gave my girl a King’s Squire”
“Nice bro”
Luke cutforth / Lukeisnotsexy
Jared: have you seen all these cats around Tim?
Jacob: I know Tim is definitely the king of pussy
A certain demographic of men who are constantly heralded and called king, despite being unable to create a decent working civilisation, not even being able to look after a neighbourhood.
Mammy: "Black men, y'all are kings."
Smart Black woman: "More like kingdomless kings."