bull butter

nicer southern way of saying "bull shit"

i dont believe you , i say its bull butter!

Butter the bread

When an aircraft lands really nice and smooth without wobbling from side to side, braking too hard, making rapid turns and hitting the ground hard. To achieve this you need good piloting skills, so getting told you buttered the bread is a really nice thing.

Billy: There he comes!
Benny: Wow he absolutely buttered the bread
Billy: Yeah I know!

Michael: Watch as I butter the bread
Jimmy: Wow that landing was PERFECT!
Michael: Thank you

butter rolls

someone's shoes

aye man nice butter rolls

Butter Roll

Friend or an acquaintance that is kinda special sometimes.

Sometimes you are my butter roll.

Peanut Butter Blessing

When a male fully submerges his penis into a fresh jar of peanut butter, and carefully pulls it out to keep the peanut butter nestled in the urethra. He then uses the peanut butter as a lubricant and proceeds to masturbate onto another individual. The “blessing” is completed once the man climaxes onto the other person, releasing a mixture of peanut butter and semen towards the subject. The man then smears the mixture onto the subjects forehead, creating a peanut butter-semen slurry.

Hey man, why do all of these peanut butter jars have deep insertions in them?

Yeah… I’ve been giving a lot of peanut butter blessings lately. You should try it.

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Butter Tax

Also known as the "Big Head Taxed," it is an added percentage tax to all purchased goods in proportion to the buyer's head diameter.

"You're total is $21.73"

"And how much do I owe you for the Butter Tax?"

"$13.40"

peanut butter yourself

To spread one's self thin. Excessive multitasking with the expected result.

You may peanut butter yourself if you don't push back on some of these projects or get help.