GOD

No ones ever seen him but they worship him.

Kelly:OMG, It's GOD!!!!!

April:Uhhh I don't see anything????

god

your mom

I came out of god's vagina

God

Father of satan
Fucked Maria and convinced her she's a virgin & convinced her that her son was pure goodness
Hail satan

It's just a fact

Person 1: Isn't god the father of satan?
Person 2: Yes duse

God

Some dickhead who was like ‘haha dinosaurs for a laugh.’

Person 1: god, tell me a joke.
God: dinosaur…. Rawr

Person 1: …haha funny haha funny time

God

God

God

God

A person named Urica. Totally not my friend

Oh God!=Oh Urica!

God

Harry Styles

Mom: Who is that guy from one direction???
Me: God