What a shame about me

Ok. This gets a little complicated and convoluted but we'll do our best. Here goes:. Person ' a ' who's a raging success asks person 'b' who's not doing so well how it's going. When b extols his/her pathos and bathos person 'a'replies:"what a shame about me"see the irony? The origins of this are from a steely dan song of the same title. From their 2001 comeback album. 2 against nature"

Mr big asole: "hey. Poses
How are your investments doing?"poses: not too well. I took a bath on genentech!"mr big asole:"huh. Well.what a shame about me!"

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What be happenin' ma brudda?

That dude off Ed's made up catchphrase. You know the one, called Ed 'Bosco' a lot, ended up on Reaper for a while as a gay demon. Anyhoo...

Dude off Ed: What be happenin' ma brudda?
Ed: Is that your new catchphrase?

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what should i type

why tf are u wonduring what to type???// ok fine try type fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff or hbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb

what should i type? I KNOW!! *types *ok master, lets kill da ho. BEEEEEETCH*.

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So What Kind of Music Are You Into?

A question that generally gets asked to keep an awkward conversation going.

Me: Yeah, so that's how you outrun an explosion.

You: So what kind of music are you into?

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you know what else is big

big dick
a dick that is big
daddy

"you have a big nose"
"yea i do... you know what else is big?"
*looks down*

i see what you did there

A common turn of phrase on the internet, generally used as an expression of quiet, subdued admiration for one's wit. Especially appropriate after a particularly deft pun.

Person 1: You hear about that guy who stole all the plumbing fixtures from that house? He even took all the toilets. The police have nothing to go on.

Person 2: Heh. I see what you did there.

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What you banging shorty on BD

This phrase is said when you meet a deaf man and/or woman and they decide to throw up gang signs.

Oh shit.. what you banging shorty on BD.

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