Cheeky cheese weasel

Cheeky cheese weasel is a adjective used by English speaking people, particularly Australians from the Pilbara Region.

1. it is a word used to describe someone who does something or says something sort of disrespectful and sometimes rude, but says it in a cunning and playful way meaning no disrespect to the person it is directed at.

2. can also be used in a more serious way i.e if you found out that one of your friends has been talking behind your back, you might say that she is a "cheeky little cheese weasel"

Did you see the news last night? There was an interview with that cheeky cheese weasel, Corey Worthington Delaney's from Melbourne who hosted that house party at his parents place while they were away and he posted it on Facebook like that Project X party.

You have to see the interview, he is such a cheeky cheese weasel! If you missed it just google his name on YouTube and you should be able to find it.

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Dutch Cheese-cutter

A situation where a pubic hair becomes lodged in the anal sphincter, causing any resultant stools to become sliced on expulsion.

Floot: "Hey Rudi...why are there 2 symmetrical skid marks on the toilet bowl?"
Rudi: "that would be my dutch cheese-cutter in action"
Floot: "Remind me not to engage in anal sex with you tonight!"

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Mac and Cheese Slut

Someone who really wants Mac and cheese, or is craving it while hungry.

I’m SO hungry! I would be such a Mac and Cheese Slut right now.

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Cream Cheese Fingers

When you finger someone’s pussy and the cum is thick, white and all over your fingers. Sometimes it can smell cheesy.

Bobby: I fingered Meghan yesterday and I made her so horny that I got cream cheese fingers
Billy: That’s awesome did you eat it with lox

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string cheese ass

When a chick straight moons you, and her tampon string is all chillin' like woah!

I was about to hit that shit, then she bent over and all I saw was that string cheese ass!

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Grilled cheese sandwich

(adj) When you go to fuck a girl the morning after a long night of shooting it in her dumpster. Its like peeling open a grilled cheese sandwich made with cheddr cheese.

I had to get the crowbar out to fuck her in her grilled cheese sandwich.

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melon cheese sex

If you are having sex with a watermelon or other similar fruit and more lubricant is required so you squirt in some cheese whiz.

i had some great melon cheese sex the other night, it was so moist and tasty afterwards.

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