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cat o' nine tails

A whip, usually leather, with nine tails. A variation on the Egyptian flail. Hurts a lot. Often used in bondage.

Sometimes, my lover ties me to the bed and uses the cat o' nine tails on me.

by naughty kitten August 7, 2004

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come meet my cat

To have sex with a female's pussy/vagina.

"Come upstairs so you can come meet my cat! ...If you know what I mean."

by Overstored Milk September 1, 2014

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fish/dog/cat/man

a fish that happens to swim by a radioactive site, accompanied by a dog, a cat, and a man. what the outcome of this horrible event is, a dog's head(along with its breath), a fish body(large in size), a cat's tail, and human limbs( usually get scaly). you may see groups that search for the beast such as the FDCMSO(fish,dog,cat,man, searching organization) or the DOPWLWRC(deranged organization of people who like watching radioactive creatures). if you are interested please join one of them.

"Hey look we found it! A fish/dog/cat/man!
"We should report it to the group!"

by Stuffattack April 29, 2010

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My cat is on fire

A common phrase used by online gamers to refer to the need to finish masturbating.

Fred : So why weren't you at school today?
Jack : My cat was on fire.

Fred : Are you ready to go?
Jack : No, brb, my cat is on fire.

by Yo=yo master May 3, 2010

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big fat cat

a cat that is particularly fat, obese, and its owners don't see their cat has a problem

(kate) Barbara, that is one big fat cat!
(Barbara) WHAT? Nothing is wrong with my cat! He is not fat!

by Thejuicebox(Mistykitten;]) May 20, 2020

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petting my cat

Petting a vagina or penis

My husband was petting my cat lady night in bed

by Sydneyllama November 30, 2015

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Russian Zombie Cat

The act of taking someone's finger nails and harming another place on their body. Getting owned or pwnd by someone's fingernails.

Hey, want a Russian Zombie Cat? Dude, you got a Russian Zombie Cat!

by samy sam April 21, 2011

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