The poop you have after experiencing immense testicular pain caused my Diesel.
“Dude why does the bathroom smell like fish scallops?”
“Oh man I had some testicular poop”
What you get for not lifting your shirt out of the crapper when you take a dump.
Evan didn't pull up his shirt when he went to go take a crap so it got all over his shirt. Now he's walking around with poop shirt.
Evil takes form During the deepest trails of hell. Eventually one seeks redemption and looks For revenge. After Redemption is met The victims Endless Death is upon oneself. watch out.
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1222: i farted
1997373: prob just the poop destroyer
1222: oh, eat my cock?
When someone poops their pants and doesn’t change. The poop sags in their crotch region and leaves the impression of a boner… but is really just a poop bulge.
“Yeah I really thought he was into me… his hard on was so noticeable…”
“So why didn’t you two hook up?”
“It was just a poop bulge.”
Just a more descrete way of telling someone to eat shit, usually used in online forms
That one pooping feeling where you have a nice poop and nothing goes wrong and your poop slides out perfectly and you get awesome poop feeling
i just had the best pooping feeling!!!!!
When you have to push a deuce out so hard that it feels so painful that it’s like your turning into a werewolf. The poop it’s self is also huge enough to clog a toilet and it almost looks like it was layed by a werewolf
Yesterday, I had to push out a painful werewolf poop.