monkey chomper

The monkey chomper is a sexual act in which, while fornicating, the male bites down (chomps) on a woman's throat, slicing into her jugular vein. Then while she is lying there bleeding to death, he poops in his hand and flings the feces at her, like a monkey.

I was feeling kinky last night, so I performed a monkey chomper.

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swinging monkey

Slang term for inter-racial ass to mouth.

Bob: "Hi Jeff, what did you do last night?"
Jeff: "I was swinging monkey with Jessica"
Bob: "Oh snap!"

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Ugly Monkey

When a person reaches into his/her anus pulling out fecal matter and flicks it into their partners face. This is best practiced when the fecal matter is runny and soft.

Honey, I just took a shower why did you have to ugly monkey me?

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monkey boy

A male who has simian features, or resembles a monkey, either physically or in his personality. First used about a dog with mange, who with his hairless face, resembled a chimp.

"And that wasn't very complimentary, was it, monkey boy?"

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Monkey Barring

When a guy fucks a girl doggystyle and grabs her titties one by one as they shake.

Mike fucks Anne from behind monkey barring her, as her tits jiggle he grabs the left then right alternativley.

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code monkey

Well dressed impostor who fakes his living as a respected software engineer largely through plagarism and "learning on the fly"

Those dudes from aussie were supposed to be software guru's but they're just code monkeys man!

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ash monkey

A nasty ass guy that sleeps around, wears the same clothes all the time, and is NO GOOD!!

That nigga is an ASH MONKEY!!

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