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homicidal psycho jungle cat

See hobbes

Calvin's Mom: Sleepwalking!
Calvin's Dad: Nightmare!
Calvin: Homicidal psycho jungle cat!

by Cats December 07, 2003


petting both sides of the cat

a figure of speech to illustrate when a person takes one viewpoint with one audience, but will take the opposite viewpoint with another in efforts to be liked or create harmony.

-That politician is petting both sides of the cat.

-When your Mom shares Pro-Trump Facebook posts, but at dinner claims to believe he's a racist you would be correct to say: "Mom, you are petting both sides of the cat."

by Jeff Pants October 04, 2016


Harder than a cats head

A phrase created by emergency services personnel who were trying to euthanaise a cat. The cats head was found to be incredibly strong. It is know used to describe anything especially strong. Often used to describe an erection. Now frequently used by TV commentators when calling AFL games.

Hey jonesy did you see that hot chick?
Yes, she got me harder than a cats head
diamond hard on erection

by Pipksi September 17, 2013


Taco Bell Cat

1. A creature that dwells in Canadia.

1. I am a Taco Bell Cat

by yOU PEOPLE WHO KNOW WHO WROTE THIS. August 23, 2003


come meet my cat

Please have sex with me.

I'm free for the next hour - come meet my cat!

by tpq August 24, 2014


can my cat watch?

"Can my cat watch?" is what not to say when you're on a first date and getting some action.

They had just made it to the bedroom, and Helena was taking her top off when Bryce asked, "Can my cat watch?"

Bryce slept alone with his cat that night.

by scodder June 27, 2010


Cat Dog x Dylan

The cutest fucking couple of cats it doesn't matter if Dylans twice her age and on the verge of death. Cat Dog needs a sugar daddy anyways.

Omg have you heard Cat Dog x Dylan is officially canon!?! They're so fucking cute.

by slutowner June 16, 2021