monkey breath

a person with breath smells like monkeys urin and crack

that jew has monkey breath

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dat monkey

A name used in substitution for the AIDS virus.

I heard she got dat monkey!

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Spunk monkey

A person that 'hunches' anything like a dog because of their sexual exhuberence.

Dewd, that's my girl, quit bein' a spunk monkey, man!

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monkey gland

A type of sauce...no shit.Not really monkey though.

"Which isle is the monkey gland in?"
"Foreign foods dude."

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piss monkeys

All the sea monkeys that get left behind after the act... that are flushed out into the waterways of the world.

Frequently used as a manner of swearing without swearing.

God damn piss monkeys!
What the piss monkeys is going on here?
I say, piss monkeys again?

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Zoo Monkey

(adjective) A past love interest that no longer has the right to share the same world you live in.

"If that Zoo Monkey thinks she's keeping my collection of 2Pac CD's she can kiss my ass."

"If that Zoo Monkey thinks he's getting sex he's mistaken. He's not even getting banana flavoured Nourishment."

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monkey rage

Monkey rage genetics are the innevitability for a nigger to become aggressive for seemingly no apparant reason at all.

Spending no longer than 30 minutes with a black you will start to sense their monkey rage genetics being activated.

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