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What a motivated Marine yells moments before he blasts his girl with a hot splash of man goo to ensure no collateral damage
"I wasn't sure if anyone was standing behind me so I yelled "back blast area all clear!!!" right before I came all over that sluts face"
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A statement that a person makes to one's self when they realize they have allowed fear and anxiety to prevent them from doing something important or achieving a goal.
I've avoided calling this beautiful girl I met in the coffee shop. I'm almost forty years old and I am not married, I've gotta get my balls back and call her. courage, bravado, guts, confidence, masculinity, manhood
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To give someone (male or female) a seriously good fuck in the ass. So good it blows the doors off.
Shabba "I'll blow your back doors off."
Fit Girl "Get away from me you freak."
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a kind gesture of asking a person asking a person if they want there shit back
Hey you want yo shit back ? Jennifer says "what shit?" And you say " THE SHIT ON THE END OF MY DICK BITCH."
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When the President of the United States of America endorses and supports white supremacists
Debate Moderator- Will you condemn white supremacy?
President Trump - Proud Boys ... Stand back, stand by!!!
Debate Moderator- SIR! DO YOU CONDEMN RIGHT WING VIOLENCE AND RACISM?
President Trump- No, they were very fine people
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what a boys says when he wants you but is breaking up with you because he has to protect his reputaion as a player
him- listen, it'd not working
you- what?
him- yeah, your parents, us not seeing eachother
you- i get it, so we're done?
him- looks that way, are you okay?
you-yep, i think your confused
him- probably, maybe if we have classes together we can get back together.
you-(in you head) i'm in honors classes, we won't have anything together your an idiot.( not in your head) ok bye
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The way disney Tell you to back the f up well sounding original.
MAN- GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY!!!!
MEEP- Bippity Boppity back tf up out of my swamp you Sea witch looking man!
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